My name is what you'll be crying to your mother when you're sobbing in her arms and telling her about that awful day you got kicked in the nuts. Tinder has proven itself to be a pretty strange place. Honestly, there's no way of knowing what you're going to get. Here's what people have hauled up from a sea that promised "a whole bunch of other fish.
Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me. Spice things up in a first date by wearing a parachute and refusing to talk about it. Girls complain about guys using them for sex, but sex is awesome! Start bitching when he uses you for laundry, or as a human shield. Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. Relationships are like fat people Most of them don't work out. I'm in shape