National Chemistry Week runs from Oct. In honor of our most elemental heh heh science, how about some chemistry jokes? These 15 chemistry jokes and puns are really cheesy and may only have the power to make a chemist laugh, but don't worry: And maybe even learn something along the way.
In Honor Of National Chemistry Week, Here Are 15 Jokes Only Chemists Will Get
Chemistry Pick Up Lines | LaffGaff, Home Of Laughter
Chem students do it on the table periodically You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine. If i was an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cute Are you my Appendix, cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
Chemistry Pick Up Lines
Here is a collection of cute, corny, funny, and possibly even effective chemistry pick up lines. For best effect, wear a lab coat while delivering a chemistry pick-up line. Safety goggles may help you out, but wearing disposable gloves might come across as creepy. If you really want to make an impression, learn a few science magic tricks. Who wouldn't be impressed by your ability to breathe fire or make glowing drinks?